What's Keeping You Awake

Laura, 19, Canada. All around wild child. That sounded a lot cooler in my head...
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lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

(via kevinn-freaking-solo)

vardaesque:

today at work a little girl and her dad came through my line and she picked up two things of altoids and she was like “daddy let’s get the same flavor! so when you’re in afghanistan i can eat mine and you can eat yours and we can be together!” and me and my cashier just stood there like DON’T CRY DON’T FUCKING CRY DON’T BE A BABY AND FUCKING CRY

and then they left and we fucking wailed like children

(Source: urulokid, via assbuttofasgard)

nojapanblog:

Goal of my life. Who wants to do that with me?

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

(via assbuttofasgard)

PEOPLE THAT HOPE TO MEET A DECENT GUY AT ONE OF OUR COLLEGE DIVE BARS

howdoiputthisgently:

"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."(via slutstatus)

(Source: sureth-ng, via steal-the-tardis)

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

(via imironmanandyouarenot)